If I’m feeling a little smart-alek-y, I’ll say I’m “wild as a mink and sweet as a soda pop”, but really I’m just kind of a jumble of lots of things. Many of those things contradict each other, but what are you going to do if you’re a million things all rolled into one person? I tend to stress out over money, I have a real talent for calming down irate/irrational people, and I just love gluing things together and singing cheesy blues songs when I’m at home alone doing the dishes. And I like dressing up. And I also like writing letters. And I think my favorite quote of all time is “don’t feel sorry for yourself, only assholes do that.” I’m kind of a pessimist and a terrible romantic. Maybe I should write a book about it. Hmm.

C